Whilst I feel desperately sorry for the Duchess of Cornwall for having her boobs splashed across the southern parts of Europe and the internet, I can’t help but be reminded of her wedding day when the blushing bride stepped from the car on what was, evidently, a chilly morning.  In those few moments, before she entered the warmth of Westminster Abbey, I learnt all I needed to know about the perkiness of our future Queen’s breasts.