Nothing We Haven’t Seen Before

Whilst I feel desperately sorry for the Duchess of Cornwall for having her boobs splashed across the southern parts of Europe and the internet, I can’t help but be reminded of her wedding day when the blushing bride stepped from the car on what was, evidently, a chilly morning.  In those few moments, before she entered the warmth of Westminster Abbey, I learnt all I needed to know about the perkiness of our future Queen’s breasts.

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About Kerry Mayo

I have written three novels, I have been published in the Whitstable Women Writers anthology, Place, and had one non-fiction book, Whitstable Through Time published by Amberley. I have also had two short films produced and short stories and serials published in national magazines.
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